Infinitesimal Spherical Cows

Pilot infinitesimal spherical cows in time trials inspired by classic top-down driving and spaceflight games.

Although this is an action game, planning and forethought are more important than fast reflexes. Each of the five tracks has a different optimal line for each of the eight cows, and quick reactions won't undo bad decisions.

Goal times represent reasonable laps, not perfect ones. With practice, you can surpass the goals by a total of eight minutes or more.

Controls are keyboard only.

LYRICS

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